A different side of ME - Where feelings are kept

Fucking hates life

2008-09-04T21:35:00.000+08:00

Fucking studied for 2 bloody years. fucking sacrificed everything that has to be. Took initiative. prayed like hell. All the fucking stress all bcuz of this and did not fucking get in while those like hui tian and ten cheer who fucking hardly studied entered. FFUUCCCKKKKKKKKK. And i fucking made 8 careless which i can remember that has more than 15 marks !! fucking hell that's a lot and careless is just unlucky. where the hell is god. they dun pray to him yet i do and they dun work as hard as me and lastly, obviously they dun have as much talent as in do cuz i fucking teach them everything in maths and physics and i didn't fucking get in yet they did. Why do people get what they want with less effort and talent while i do all the hardwork and didn fucking get in. And the fucking reason is most likely the carelessness. >15 marks for fuck sake. And i demonstrated in my previous post, those bloody question are fucking answerable and all i did was some fucking careless which fucking cost my future. My fucking bro gets to RI RJC and NUS and i go to yishun town, a fucking poly or ITE and then a fucking job. And I have more thinking talent than he does cuz he fucking says so. Does being born on friday the 13 affect life that much? or is it hikmah. what fucking hikmah can i get from this. I can safely say that i've studied everthing in O lvls for maths and physics and those are the question that carelessness occur. fucking shit. SO how much i study,mug or sacrifice, my hapless (correct sp) life will just fucking ruin it. Studied maths and science the most and those are the subjects which marks are dropped. WTFFF MANN and the mistakes are unforgivable careless and misjudgement. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME? FRIDAY THE 13?????????? then shouldn't i just die now? why must i continue suffering? Those girls in my class study by copying down notes even though its all in the textbook and purely memorise them. after memorizing, they'll do assessment to see which information will fit which question. ISN"T THAT JUST DUMB? dumb cuz they are learning through memorizing and not understanding which has no point in it. Unlike them, me and tse pin uses the information from our studies and manipulate them to answer different question which shows intelligence. Memorizing like the girls is sth anybody can do while what we do needs deeper thinking and understanding. but nooooo for all these years, that method (memorizing) pays off more than ours. the reason: simple, my fucking school supports the idea of memorizing by coming out with question and with the answers that only by memorizing, u'll get it correct. Yup, it doesn't test how much u fucking understand, yet how much u've been reading, studying and memorizing. Yet, they say exams in yishun town are to test how intelligent u are instead of how much u memorize. For example "what is our prime minister" "Goh Chok Tong"

Well the answer is wrong, its MR Goh Chok Tong. That's what my fucking school is, even though they know that u understand and know the answer, they what accuracy which can easily be done by memorizing. and since its yishun town, the question dosn't require much thinking and all u have to do is memorize. And these are mistakes we make. then, up till the CT, we change our studying style to memorize yet too understand. So we asked ourself, how can it go wrong now? And the amount of carelessness doubled. WTFF!! IF ur my classmates, u should know since teacher alwayz points my carelessness out. So what's the point of studying now when all those fuckshit wil just shadow my hardworkingness and talent. i dun fuckig care u think i'm bragging or anything but if u've been in my class with me, u'll know. Then there's people like hakiim and hadi(hua min). They dun freaking study much and through luck, they get into good school with good study environment. And me? study liek fuck, prayed and sacrifice... Hapless fate blocks it all. And there, my parent will say, u see dun study enough? See, how erratic ur life is... Friends will, see i tell u, the girls have more chance than you do. Then there's YMC which gave me motivation for the 2 months. Seeing the mature environment there, i thought they'll be one of those lasting friends. yet, session after session, i'm just one nervous wreck standing solitarily in corner. Which too gives me more stress. Yet i keep telling to myself, try harder if not those from yishun town will be ur lasting friends. then, there're people there hating me cuz of internal affairs in my school. then there's this group of people who i made friends with during the first few YMC session just ignore me. wtf is wrong? With the environment in my school plus the luck that i have, there's no point studying. this may even be the end of my dream. fuck it all. Why, does those non-muslim can excel if they dun pray to the right god and yet sayings resonates that studying+praying=success. So do i give up here now? And there's this YMC camp 2morrow. with this condition, my injured ankle, finger and morale, i'll surely make a fool out of myself. and then there's shahid's mom who expect so much from me, his friends and himself. Let those people down. And what can i blame now? What's the mistake? How to avoid carelessness? if i can't even achieve this small goal, what about others? again careless shit. Just tell me what to do now.

ANyway, the next whole shit is a post which i wanted to post weeks ago...

Gonna close this blog soon anyway. fuck it all

First why does getting into nus high means everything to me:

The studying environtment; They are learning stuff through logic and deep understanding. Its then easy for me to understand those stuff that they teach cuz i've been expose to all those stuff since i was small; through books. They will then be tested on how much they understand their stuff rather than how much they have memorized (like what in the NUSH test). While in Yishun Town, the main method of learning is to memorise and if can understand. Thus, the amount of info we absorb is soooo much less as it takes longer to memorise when you dun understand than when you do. Thus my potential will not be maximised. So, i can accomplish more in NUSH than this is is better.

And of course the type of friends that are there. As some of you know of the immature and vain students that study here, they seriously do not encourage good future. The longer i'm in school, the more influenced I'll be. So there are like split personalities of me. While those in NUSH are of those YMC standard where they simply rock. And the irony is they act as if they've seen the whole and they are of those mature standard.

Lastly, NUSH concentrates on my strength (maths & science) and have lesser weightage on my weaknesses (languages) while yishun town concentrates on english (most important subject).
Justice. I've been studying for almost 2 years for this test sacrificing everything that has to be sacrifice like all the time it took me up for elementz, maths olypiad and studying. I took all maths and science courses such and those 2 and PBL to have a better view of my record. Well, i've only shared my sentiments of the hard-work and sacrifices I have to make in order to win a prize in the competition. For example, the main problem is contribution of work is the team. Since Tse pin and I are the ones who needed the award, we were the one who contributed the most, or nearly everything which then frustrates us. If we did not succeed (and we did not in a certain way), it could only be blamed on those who didn't contribute much and they dun give much of a damn cuz the marks weren't urgent to them. So, to maximise our chanced of winning, we had to sacrifice nights and weekends to complete the year long competition.

Then, the hours i spent studying for the topics that NUSH has learnt as surely, they wouldn't test stuff that even their student wouldn't know. And because i'm in yishun town, there's a lot to catch up. Did a lot of reading and recording from books and stuff. Understanding, if not memorising then understanding, formulas and techniques. Studying physics and maths, doing practices that we (me and tse pin) requested from teachers and have been going through lots and lots of emo stuff which against my erm policy?

FUCKING failure.... its over...

2008-09-04T19:51:00.003+08:00

Massive failure. FUck everything. Fuck me fuck u fuck them. Fucking shit fuck. 3 days left. fuck fuck. fuck the world.

Random video

2008-08-26T21:40:00.006+08:00

haha i know this is random but i was youtubing on random videos and i found one of those random video that Dan Brown usually randomly posts. Hilarious at some point =D

hehe, the videos below these sentence are must-watchs... It'll kill you

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25 August & the result is still not out

2008-08-25T19:18:00.009+08:00

Yo people, waiting for the results... ARGHHH. *sigh* nvm, lets forget about it for a few mins here.

Okay, today science was cool cuz we're getting started on physics (my niche). From the pessimist side of view, at last, we're starting on physics; other school should've already went through it.

Then maths... Gah, can't believe i got that low of a mark. But this time, i'm not as down cuz there were 2 mistakes that I can learn from; there're still careless. *sigh* Argued on the Sketching the pyramid thingy. Will elaborate about it later on =] haha

Okay then Mrs Eu took over half of the 2nd period of the science lesson to check through our english paper. And there comes the irony; topping the class (some say) in my weakest subject while being below average for my good ones *sigh*. Then, i saw a stupid mistake and an apportunity to gain marks. I got the mark infront of luisa as she was wallowing about me gaining the mark -shrug- =] Strangely, Mrs Eu isn't as discouraging as b4. She even congratulate me ( Yup WOW) I wish my parent will change to be atleast that encouraging

"So, you did got get throught the test right?" Yea... cuz they think that i'm hiding the results from them; they think that it takes a day to mark the paper -_-
"If you didn't get through nvm, i wont scold you " again... =_=
" I've only seen you studying for 3 and a half hours today, and now your using the computer, how do u expect to go in"
"well mom, from 8-2 (6 hours) , I've been in school studying, from 2.30 - 4.30 (2 hours), i've been in Anderson Sec studying Higher mother tongue; from 5-8.30 (3.5 hours) , I've been revising. So what now, Study again?" and she'll reply that i'm a CMI (cannot make it) and fail in life.

Okay lets not go to the blues again can we? Haha srry, lets post some pics ^^

Indeed o_O
And a video...

Coollll... o_O

Anywayz, played badminton with tse pin and daniel after school. It was so cool !! I mean after months, I've forgotten how much fun badminton is... So yea, it put a smile on my face after being pessimistic for 2 months? Sooo Arrived that at his place later than expected... and there was a turn in event. Haha was a joke. As i approach the them who were already on the field, i could see them bullying this dude who was seriously mentally retarded. What i meant by bullying is pwning his ass in badminton. There were like joshing "Champion seyeyyy...." "alamak, champion attacking".

haha, cuz he said that he was a champion; in what i dunnoe. But it turns out that he was a average. Haha, but still, he loves being called the champion and he kept inproving lol.

Here're some Paragraph that tse pin wrote in his blog (Warning, there'll be pic where the guy is half naked. Soooo make sure that nobody is over your shoulder cuz they'll be jumping into conclusion 8)

Anw, played badminton with daniel and hadi..
Was damn fun.. kept making fun of this real retard
Yes, not that hadi kind of retard,.. its pure retard..
He scold his friend cause his friend got his ball instead..
lolz.. Then he always shout ( hoo-ya-hoo) before the surfs.. or probably he shouts something around that line..
So i said back," don't lie! hoo ya hoo?"
Lolz.. Daniel and i also kept bullshitting him..
He claimed he was a champion.. then we keep giving him smashes..
Then say nvm lah.. champion sometimes deprove one..
Then sometimes say "Champion!! you dissapoint us you know.."

There!! that champion in action..
Half nakie.. lolz.. probably cause he needs to release his inner chi that he couldn't withstand anymore..
Probably afraid of suddenly bursting like a mad homo-sapien, he faster strip himself... only the top part... then in his mind still hoping that his pants doesn't burst and tear into shreads by his insane massive amount of chi.

Lolz.. he lost already, then sit down there and emo.

Then we pity his friend ask his friend to come over.. say that champion too pro for us.. need 4v1
that was when hadi reached the court.. lolz.. pawn like hell..
Gahhp pitied that retard so i went to join his side.. then purposely everytime steal his ball.. even when i dropped on the ground.. lolz..
Gahh feel like a big bastard after doing so..

Tsk Tsk... bully. But he was cool and sporting. Haha had a great time with that guy... We had a challenge:

Hit his head; 5 points
Hit his body 2 points
Hit his legs; 3 points
Hit his Crotch(sp?); 8 points

I think it was a draw

here's a real video

Sorry for my barbaric remarks and my voice sounds so different when i'm near my phone

Me: Wah champion sia... (awed)
Me: ermmm yee.. gah zzz... fufodosfguf. Aiya... dunnoe what to say, i'm just speechless (Yup, awed by his awesomeness) haha just kidding,
Me: Hi Tse Pin (random o_O)
Tse Pin: woooooooo (the shuttlecock hit the guy's head b4 landing onto his racket which was then smacked towards me)
Me: Omg, i was almost hit by a champion's smack

Haha, our sarcasm can kill an elephant... But yea lah, he was fun to play with. It made him smile ^^ haha.

That's about it i guess... Oh yea actually wanted to post a rant which's twice the length of this post but decided to post this instead... haha bye yoz =]

Tag replies:

Shahid: Haha kays... thx again dude =]
Eliqah: You Don't have to lol... haha, Anywayz, removed those script
Asha: Yup =] omg, ur blog's tagboard is gone again lol...

A survey

2008-08-18T17:36:00.010+08:00

*sigh* Waiting for the result is damn depressing T.T
Waiting for it reminds me of all the mistakes that I've made and those ones that could've gotten correct. Damn it I MADE A CARELESS Mistake in my last post. The hypotenuse is actually x+6 not x+12 but noooo i must make the mistake even in a relax environtment and no pressure at all. GAH

No use crying over spilt milk except to learn from it. Well, decided to do a survey since there's nothing much else to say except THX SHAHID for the drink and spending quarter of a day with me on sunday =]

1)how old do you wish you were?
12, to retake my PSLE or better 9, to try screening test which i've never taken

2) where were you when 9/11 happened?
On the computer reading on George Bush Stupidity

3) what do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Hack It. Nope, not using an axe, using computing skills. How to hack it here http://d-sorrowful-retard.blogspot.com/2008/03/how-to-hack-vending-machine.html

4) do you consider yourself kind?
Relatively yes? lol

5) if you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
My eye, i can admire it all the time; even with my eyes close

6) if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
French?

7) do you know your neighbours?
What neighbours?

8) what do you consider a vacation?
To start a new life

9) do you follow your horoscope?
those are for losers. (agreeing with joseph xD)

10) would you move for the person you love?
Never thought of it b4 actually. Now that i have erm depends (lols at joseph's)

11) are you touchy feely?
wtf!

12) do you believe that opposites attract?
No comments

13) dream job?
Cosmic physicist?

14) favourite tv channels?
i dont watch tv.

15) favourite place to go on weekends?
Wandering around Singapore river? Yea love it there

16) showers or baths?
bath

17) do you paint your nails?
Should i answer this? Haha, obviously not (for both question)

18) do you trust people easily?
not really.

19) what are your phobias?
Having one. o_0 omg, i HAVE A PHOBIAAAAA - phobophobia

20) do you want kids?
not at the moment o_0

21) do you keep a handwritten journal?
no.

22) where would you rather be now?
Somewhere in Canada

23) who makes you warm and fuzzy?
Nobody actually *sigh*

24) heavy or light sleeper?
Light? If the guy in the library was heavy, then i'm light

25) are you paranoid?
Yup

26) are you impatient?
Not that

27) who can you relate to?
My blog and maybe shahid

28) how do you feel about interracial couples?
hope they be racist with each other. that would be funny. ha ha ha. (got to agree with joseph on that)

29) would you rather be out with friends or home?
Friends - YMC

30) whats your pick-up line?
Hey, erm ya there? | 42 | You know, In life there's the up and down. Look at that him *points at somebody* *craps about him* | Saying "Sorry" Randomly

31) whats your main ringtone on your mobile?
Some ironic tune

32) what were you doing at midnight last night?
Thinking what to do at midnight

33) what did the last text on your mobile say?
'Tell me if u can't read this message'.

34) whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My Mother's husband's son's

35) what colour shirt are you wearing?
green

36) Most recent movie you watched?
batman

37) name three things you have on at all times.
Nothing... haha joking

38) which bank do you deposit your money at?
Random question?! lol POSB i think

39) how much cash do you have right now?
4.80

40) whats your favourite part of the chicken?
The thigh ?

41) whats your favourite town/city?
City hall (if u call it a city

42) i cant wait till...
I get my results (nus high)

43) what did you have for dinner last night?
Did not have dinner the night b4

44) how tall are you barefoot?
1.62 m

45) do you own a gun?
Will be useful to own one =]

46) what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Any drinks that are not gassy

47) where do you think youll be in 10 years?
-shrugs- my life's too erratic at the moment to foresight it

48) last thing you ate?
KFC

49) what songs do you sing in the shower?
I can't sing. No seriously

50) last thing that made you laugh?

51) worst injury you ever had?
Some bad fall that injured my leg 6 months ago?

52) does someone have a crush on you?
Lol, i dun go around asking if people have a crush on me

53) whats your favourite candy?
No idea

54) what song do you want played at your funeral?
I think i'll make a better decision if i were to wait till i'm older?

55) eight people to do this?
Last 8 who tagged on my blog at this point in time, 18 of august, 6.54
Which are:

Erwin
Joanna
Eliqah
Narisha
Tse pin
Kai Shan
Dini
Cai Jing




Tag replies:
Cai Jing: Hope so to. thx yo =]
Dini: Haha yup, been awhile but yea, busy here too *sigh*
Kai Shan: Haha, that makes it fun =D
Tse pin: Have Faith man and any can happen ( i hope). Dont give up now
Asha: Yup... Screwed up life. Haha, yay its back =D
Eliqah: Lol didn't know that the pics were related. Haha, Crappy driver =0
Joanna: Erm, 'll reply in ur blog
Erwin: =]

Srry people, have not been myself late. Just that there are too much at stake.
Dont usually blog like this. Still, I have lots of other problems like school exams and ymc. GAh!

Review of NUS High test

2008-08-16T14:55:00.011+08:00

Yo people, back from the test i guess.

Met Hui Tian and Tse pin near the ticketing barrier and set off to clementi. On the journey there, we discussed about maths from my maths notes and some science. Shan't elaborate.

Haha anywayz, reached NUS High and registered. Tse pin didn't bring a ruler so we went out, wandered around and found a shop. So, in desperation, he asked the shopkeeper for any intact ruler. The uncle conjured a Yellow and staint ruler. Better than nothing Tse pin says. -shrug-

Entered the examination hall and heartrate raised! Gah!! Was so nervous. We were given the green light to start and it began. There were 51 multiple choice and 19, or maybe more, lolz. For the multiple choice, if it is answered wrongly, marks will be deducted while if left unanswered, marks will neither be deducted not added. Left about 5-7 question blank as they were either:

Needs lots of time to get the answer
Has the chance of taking a lot of time on the question and not getting the answer
No clue at all

So yea... Me and Tse Pin thought Bio will not be tested as NUS High is known for its logical thinking not memorising, so we neglected it. How wrong we were...3/5 of the multiple choice were Bio! But answered most of them (correctly i hope)
There were qns about the detailed process of how the anti bodies destroy germs and bacteria. Left that out. There was one that filled up half the page, so left that one out and attempt it if i have the time.

Love the questions;, mind challenging and has an advantage on those who reads widely (of course unlike my school's. )
Rushed through it cuz i have the knack of not completing papers as my time management sucks. I did somehow manage the time and completed the paper. But still, more time can help a lot.

Then, section B, the inevitable carelessness comes in. *sigh* SOOO FRUSTTRAATING >(
Realised about the carelessed (Is there such word?) qns while discussing them with my friends.
One of the careless question was one of those famous ones.

Qn 1: the area of the shaded area (srry i forgot to shade; they are the one that is other than the semi circles) is K * Pi cm2. Find k.

The Radius is 12 for the quadrant. Now i want to find the smaller radius for the smaller semi circle

So i joined the 2 radii to form that line and then use Pythagoras Theorem. The Unknown radius is (x).

That is my working; I redo it at home, so i didnt take the picture in the TEST! lol (I know, my handwriting sucks)

My blunder. ARGHHHHH. Can't believe i got that wrrooongggg !!!!!! I need as many marks as i can and can't afford to have carelessness in this test *sigh*. It won't then be my best and that won't satisfy me.

Did not divide by 2 to get the area of the 2 semicircles; i stopped when i got the whole circle
Did not divide by 4 to get the area of the quadrant; instead i got the whole area

ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH 3 marks gone; that is like 17 marks in Yishuntown?

Qn 2: Find the value of X and Y given that the area of the figure is 2880.

Yup i suck in art >< . anywayz the rectagles are congruent. The bottom ones are lying horizontally and vice versa for the top ones. My working. I stop once i got (a) cuz its obvious after that. Note: (b)=breath (a)=lenght

My careless:

I did not multiply it by 4 to get (X); i just inserted the value 16
I did not plus 16(a) and 20(b) to get (Y); i just inserted 20(b)

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH another 2 MARKS GONEE FOR SIMPLE MISTAKES. T.T
*sigh* 5 marks is a lot. damn damn damn... All i can do now is pray

There's this song by mariah carey; hero. I dun normally listen to this type of songs cuz its like erm... gay? lol. But the words are encouraging and there's nothing else to turn to. *sigh*

Tag replies: (erm doing this cuz its easier for readers to find their replies)

Joseph: Opps Srry its 48*

Asha: Haha, no lol, what i said was, choosing girls from My school will be my last option if its necessary. Lol, they are plainly immature, bitchy personality, make a big deal of their looks and showing them off (which is bitchy) and they just follow where everybody goes (in life, not literaly) without thinking cuz they can't think at all. Just hate their personality. And lols, girls are not in my mind at the moment; trying to save my screwed life back is ( so are friends) =] Oh yea, did you take ur tagboard out? Cuz i can't see it lol.

Luisa: Thx a lot !! Really appreciate it =]

Timothy: Haha, exam's over, nus high test's over = Lots and lots of free time ^^

Really wish that there's somebody to talk to again...

Miss my primary school friends
*prays* Please get me through to the interview

Its now or never

2008-08-15T20:39:00.003+08:00

Yup, the day that i've been waiting for, since 2 years ago, is tomorrow! Gah! Mugged for 2 years on NUS High syllabus for the test 2morrow and 3 months of intense studying. Gah! hope that it all pays off ...

Well, as some of u know, luck as never been on my side. Like for maths and science, carelessness has always been preventing me from archieving full marks. To make things worst, my school's petty on such stuff thus increasing my chances of getting a perfect score. minus a mark if "(3 sig.fig)" is not shown, units, my 7 looking like a 2 and vice versa, writing the right answer on the wrong question and writing the wrong name. Yup, that sucks and the questions are mainly simple which then makes it more ironic and frustrating.

The match today between Singapore and Korea was INTENSE! Superb Table tennis and the 2 hours + match put me at the edge of my seat throughout the game (well except when I was waiting for the commercial to pass). But yea, it wasss greattt. Congrats Singapore !! First medal for olympics since 40 years. Hope they'll get a gold =]

Anywayz another chance of getting full marks for my maths was wasted after discussing the answers with Tse pin. I did not count the number of elements correctly !! GAH ! I had an extra element cuz i think as i was counting the number of elements on Ans (a) I might somehow included the marks itself as the element - 2 ! *sigh*

Okay, how about a video to keep this post... colourful? (-shrug)
Watch it till end =]

You might think that its cruel and stuff but the truth is that its purely for entertainment. Its all a spoof (made up bluff). Yea so yea, its not the real situation where the victim was gagged at. Haha

Okay, actually, there's a lot more i wanted to say about the test and how much it means to me but its late. Must get out of this school asap *sigh*

Okay, half of the sentiments on my school are here http://d-sorrowful-retard.blogspot.com/2008/06/ymc-rocks.html

I'll be back with the review of the test. Wish me luck =]

6 Days to go

2008-08-11T19:26:00.012+08:00

Yea, at last, have the time to post xD. Okay why not list down the stuff that i'll be going through this week:

Monday - History Term test, an hour of English and Art each = 2 Hours of hell
Wednesday - Geography Term test
Thursday - Maths Term test and 2 hours of warring period - VIP
Friday - Science Term test and an hour of english
Saturday - NUS High Test

Yup that should be all. So basically today is the last day of studying before the test (nush) . =]

Now let me continue my post by going back to erm... Friday
We had national day celebration which was... humorous? Err yea... U'll see what i mean.

*Warning: This will be a bit Pornographic*(Click to enlarge)

*credits: Cai Jing*

As you can see, the second (from the left) GOH had his pants down. Okayyyy... Maybe I exaggerated a little bit ^.^ Anyway he did not have a belt but PE shorts which saved him from further embarrassment. *shakes head*

Parade was typical. So yea won't elaborate. Alumnus from my primary schools were suppose to return to Ahmad Ibrahim afterwards but due to a few complication, it was cancelled.

There was a YMC outing that day but my cousin's nikah (engagement) prevented my attendance. Damn indeed. Left my house at 3 to Ang Mo Kio. The food was nice; in the expense of 4 bloody hours of boredom. So yea, instead of being able to socialise and enjoy myself, my father insisted that attending the nikah was better.

Studied for the whole day the next day in Jurong Library. Incase your wondering what a guy living in Yishun is doing all the way in Jurong, well there are more spaces there, more books and quiter in some areas. Did i mention that it was big?

Anywayz SUNDAY
Another day of boredom i guess
It was the wedding day so I have to help out.
The family reunion was great; met relatives who are actually studying in the same school. Yea aaammaaazzzing... And got to know that one of them is actually working in my school. (yea so now there are spies)

And Today =]
Erm went to the library from 12 till 3.40.
So for the 2 days of studying covered everything.

*Turn ur volume up*

Hilarious...

Right after he give a loud snore, he'll wake up and continue reading the same page acting as if nothing has happened. And back to sleep. And later on, after i had left, my friends entered the library not telling me that they had a studying group; 10 minutes later to be exact. They then met the guy and took some pictures. Tse pin had the cheek to imitate him which made those in the multi-purpose room laugh. lols
Pic - *Credit: Tse pin*

Anywayz, been blog hopping across YMC-ers' blogs to get to know them better and was astounded by the things they have accomplished. Well they have great friends and are in great schools since primary (most are). If only i had taken the Screening test in Pri 3 *sigh*

That's about all now. 6 more days ^^
Edited: Now on 14 of August, it'll be 2 more days =-0

YMC Initiation

2008-07-27T08:52:00.003+08:00

The initiation was best ever especially knowing that we weren't prepared the day b4. Its kinda mesmerizing that the launch, which is like event of year,was a total success even with about 6-8 meetings.

Anywayz, let me start with yesterday's rehearsal. First of all, I got dismissed from school at about 6 and the rehearsal started at 6... so yea. Went home, bath, got dressed and went to the barber as my hair was seriously too long; but then again, there's a chance of it being too short ><

Lol man, everybody was stressed up and stuff, losing hope that the initiation the day after will be a success - but it did anyway. Tried to help by doing some filings, deco and washing...

After the rehearsal didn't stay for long and walk around the area for sometime - cool place.

Argh, came late the next day cuz as i was about to board the train, i realised that i left my wallet back at home... *sigh* Arrived in the art house at about 8. Suppose to do some ushering but somehow, Aisyah forgotten about me - i put down my name during the last meeting but she missed it. So i approached her and was tasked to do ushering with hazim and daniel at the upper chamber. Made friends with them, fadzly and hafiz who were incharge of the PA and lightings. Lol man, they kept commenting on the IC's and emcee's jokes. tsk tsk

I wish i could've been more of a help like maybe in the skit by being retarded and stuff but it was difficult as not many knew me and it'll be awkward if they dun. *sigh* the main reason of my lack of bond there is i only came half of the session, nobody close to accompany me there to show my true personality and being too quiet - well being quiet is the best way to ensure that u dun offend anybody. (lol even so, there already people hating me there)

There was this bold joker who tried attracting attention among his clique and went he got the parcel (in the pass the parcel game) he held on to it so that he'll get a forfeit. He then got the "Be a girly girl" thingy but sadly, he skipped it as the GOH came... Very sad.. haha

Then everything after that rocks lol... Including the food. The singing was gr8 and the skit met expectation =] After the initiation, everybody was high and overjoyed of the success. After taking my bag, left for library@esplanade. They had a massive gathering in esplanade too lol but I would be an extra if i were to join them. So yea, continued studying till 3+ and went to macs.

Do a bit more studying and went home at 6. Yea, that's about it

Wanted to put more stuff but since all the YMC members wrote joyous stuff, i shall not put any crap to spoil the mood of the readers. Wanted to change my blogskin too but after all the effort i put in to build up this skin, changed my mind. Sorry if anything that i said offended you cuz can't think straight these days cuz of the stress. haha that's all =]

My Gratitude

2008-06-18T00:05:00.000+08:00

Yo people, blogging b4 departing for Malaysia. Pretty bored now and very much in a daze but just couldn't sleep. Yea, this specially for you guys out there who have been helping me through my holidays; if u call it a holiday that is =]

First, i wanna list out the stuff that I've been doing
-PBL
-Mendaki
-Elementz
-Homwork
-Studying with Shahid
- And err... studying at home?

Tada !!! lol... pretty exciting right? Actually the exciting part comes at the later end of the holidays. Ya know what the saying goes about struggling first... cuz i dun ><

Yea pretty much studying and more studying (atleast 6 hours a day). I think those studying has compensate all the slacking that i've done for the past years and maybe for those in the future. Completing Sec 3 math to catch up with R.I. and reducing the gap between NUSH. Yea, but the main purpose is to keep that high level of thinking (which too, in the process, increases my knowledge) for the NUS High test. And oh... completed "O" lvl physic and almost did for chemistry - dun bother about biology, won't help you in thinking

Ok now for the thanks part (lol?). Yea, this people kept me sane (not being retarded) in the holidays and focusing on my goal ^^. Yea so just read up. Sorry for those whom i left out (which i'm pretty sure i won't) cuz i'm pretty in a daze now *yawn*

Shahid - Yo man... you've been there since primary and still there now. Thx for all ur support and sessions. Been really a good friend you have (yoda?). Sorry for all the burden i've caused you but i'll assure u it will not put into waste. Gonna have so much fun again man when we're back together in the same school (inshaallah).Thx for being a big "bro" and friend =]And lastly, I WANNA MY CUBE BACK T.T lol...You rock, just keep rockin on and ur company is appreciated

Dini - Yea man, you rock... Its been awhile (about 1 year 6 months and 18 days to be exact) since i've a friend to really talk to. Thx for all ur supportive words cuz its those little things that matters. And yea, really sorry for all my babblings and dronings, its just that its been awhile since i have somebody to talk to. And i still own you in Guitar Deluxe !! So yea, thx for being a "sis". You rock, just keep rockin on and ur company is appreciated

YMC-ers - Yea, even though u guys nvr spoke to me that much, the influence i've been getting really helps me. Those words in ur blog just shows the problems u guys have in ur life but is still strong esp nurul. It tells me that I should no longer lament about my life instead do sth to make it better ^^. Rock on guys

Tse pin - Yo dude... thx for sharing some of those knowledge and accompanying me in my goal. Hehe, we've uncover some great maths during our sessions so yea. Rock on !!

Radiohead & Coldplay - Thx for having those great song. really helps ^^

Last but certainly not the least my family. I'm given an extra dollar for every consecutive 2 hours of studying. My bro has always been there helping me through my work and has given me a lot of support love ya bro. So really appreciate it man. And oh yea, he has been working as a Scientist(3k salary o.0) in National park which is nation-wide known - maybe more on that the next post

Sorry about the english in this post guys. pretty sleepy so its pretty difficult to correct it or bother using good words. I'll be back on the 20th so dun miss me that much. You can, but not that much... But still u can ^^

I'll be studying there to maximize my time and hopefully rejuvenate. The hotel there (pan pacific) is an ideal place for studying bcuz of its serenity (like shahid's; damn it, i'm jealous of ur house)

YMC ROCKS !

2008-06-09T19:31:00.004+08:00

Well... after months of not blogging i am back with a higher morale. All thanks to the YMC members ^^. As you guys know of the sucky learning and social condition in Yishun Town, YMC is exactly opposite of what my school is. Been having a blast since last year even though everytime i come into the workshop friendless. With such a mature and socialise club, friends,at the end of the day, are made without fail.

Its been awhile since i'm influence, in a good way, by those around me and now this club has , hopefully, changed me for the better. If you were to relate to my previous posts, it just show how badly I'm influenced in the dreaded school. This bunch of students are really the best ones i've ever met and collaborated with and will explain why is the upcoming paragraph. (sounds too formal ><)

Their friendliness are such to an extend that making friends is a very simple thing to do. So to you guys who say R.I. student are very unsocial, there you go (they aren't).
Moving on... projects and assignment done in my school usually have the problem of not completing rather than not being done properly. For YMC case, doing a large and nation wide project ( the launch) is possible with the most 5 meetings. The efficiency amaze me and felt that i'm lagging behind because of the lack of contribution.

The level of discipline is high and even though there's a lot of chit-chatting and playing, the job that is suppose to be done at the end of the day will be accomplish. Its just those characteristics that makes a different between my school and YMC. What's more is they don't make a fuss out of petty things and there wasn't any animosity in the air.

There are more matters about YMC i want to share but i got to go soon. I'll now share today's experience - the meeting in Dini's house.

I was thunderstruck when Danish told me that he and Idris couldn't make it cuz their commander needed their attendance for the day. I was then the only boy -_-''
Well they, expectedly, came (it was weird to rush back to school in home clothe and sutff). Indeed i was gullible to fall for the prank but as usual, I take jokes and pranks unlike some people.

Do not know the girls that well so we did not communicate a lot. After eating (was making some jokes about the food [no offense]), we began discussing about the decoration and designs. Tried to participate but they have more experience in doing the stuff so my comments were stupid because of my lack of experience.

Like usual, I do cubing during my free time and try not to reveal it that much as people might think of me showing off my skills. Trying to keep a low profile, i did some cubing until Nurul approached me. She then observed me cubing and attracted more attention. This was what i was trying to avoid. Then there was a dilemma, if i was to continue cubing, it might give a message to others that i love showing off which I really hate. But then, if i were to stop, it might tell those who are willing to know me through cubing (err??) that i'm not willing to share or sth along that line. I then heavy heartedly continue cubing and was asked to demonstrate solving 4x4x4 cube.

I felt like a moronic idiot (not that i'm not but first impression lasts) who's trying to show off. Wanted to stop once the 4x4x4 cube was completed but parity error keeps popping up. zzzzz. When i completed it, complements were thrown at me but i didn't know how to react! I mean, normally to my friends, I'll say thank you in a joking way but if i do the same to those who have yet to know me, it'll looks like i'm hard headed...

So i just smiled. Traumatized by the experience, I told them that i'm leaving and some said bye to me. I gave a small wave(still traumatized) and Dini said bye once more and i replied with an awkward bye (traumatized)... So there, my first impression to the team (for some anyway) is ruined?? *sigh* i hope i can make this up since they are the best people ever.

I hope more friends and closer ones will be made soon. Closer friends to be made there than those in YTSS ( no offence). Looking forward in the next meeting ^^

Got a friend ^^

2008-03-27T21:47:00.003+08:00

This blog is currently not meant to be read by u guys(YTzens) as u will find it unreasonable or wouldn't understand me at all cuz wat i am going to put down relates to the past. I am different from what i am in primary school than what i am in secondary... So if u guys dun wanna change ur opinion about me, please (i beg) do not continue reading.

The influence is different here... In primary school, even though how lazy i am, I study hard to match up to best. Kim peng was average (again not meant for poeple to read) and i was like top 8 (she top 14+ i think). Now in secondary, she is the best and i am still top 10. When i tried to beat her last year during term 3 test, i easily got 3. I've been trying in primary school and now trying in secondary school seems less encouraging than primary.

Seeing my brother achievements (R.I. , RJC, NUS,) with an aggregate of 274, it feels that i suck all the way to the bottom. He's the top malay in singapore for his level but still having difficulty finding a job for his career. As i reflect upon my studies, not in any special school, low agregate of 245 and influence in study is deteriorating, my chance of full-filling my dream of either becoming a physicist or an astronaut seems so slim. The pace here is so slow compare to nush and slow compare to primary school. how the hell am i going to get to nush in the first place *sigh*.

In primary school, I'm allowed to say out any facts regarding science and general knowledge but in this school, whoever does it is considered and outcast. Nobody cares about this type of things. A few of my classmates in primary school will share facts and challenges while only jokes are shared here.

On the good side, i like the programmes which the school provides. Hmm... i gtg now so i'll end this post with this song which describe my current situation.

this is my life
its not what it was before
all these feelings i've shared
and these are my dreams
that i'd never lived before
somebody shake me
'cause i
i must be sleeping

[chorus]
now that we're here,
it's so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all the mistakes,
one life contained
they all finally start to go away
now that we're here its so far away
and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive
and i'm not ashamed to be the person that i am today

these are my words
that i've never said before
i think i'm doing okay
and this is the smile
that i've never shown before

somebody shake me 'cause i
i must be sleeping

[chorus]

i'm so afraid of waking
please don't shake me
afraid of waking
please don't shake me

[chorus]

How to Hack A Vending machine

2008-03-18T17:57:00.000+08:00

Well this is the first tutorial i am posting here. I plan to add more in the future.

Intro
Soda machine technology is advancing into little computers pretty much. Most of the newer( newer by having LED screens ) Coke machines have a debug menu that you can change settings in and sometimes get free cokes.

Working Machines
The machines that work are all Coca-Cola machines. These are the front logos that will work.

-Coke
-Dasani
-Barq's Root Beer
-Vanilla Coke
-Cherry Coke
-Sprite
-Evlan
-Fanta
-Fresca
-Frutopia
-Hi-C
-Sprite Remix
-Mad River
-Mello Yello
-Minute Maid
-Nestea
-Odwalla
-Mr. Pibb/Pibb Xtra
-Planet Java
-Power Ade
-Seagram's Ginger Ale
-Simply Orange
-Sparkletts
-Tab
(ive never even seen most of these machines but thats the list of machines Coca Cola owns)

The coke machine needs to have an LED screen. The screens with a scrolling message like " ICE COLD " or something like that have a better chance of having a debug menu.

Getting to the Debug Menu

Ok you need to remember this combination

4-2-3-1
*edit* Oops i had a typo in the pasword its fixed now

Your probably thinking that youve never seena coke machine with a keypad on it. Thats because the drink buttons are the keypad.

The machines usualy have a vertical set of buttons.
The top button is 1.
the next button down is 2.
the next button down is 3.
and so forth.

Now look at the LED screen. It should say something like ERROR.
If the LED screen didn't do anything then your machine probably doesnt work.

How to work the Debug Menu

Remembering the numbers of the buttons, this is what each one does from here:

Button 1- Exit/Back
Button 2- Up
Button 3- Down
Button 4- Select

*This next part of the guide I had to get from another site since it has a full list of options ( No way I could remember them all lol )*

OPTIONS
Depending on the age of the machine, you will get a varying amount of default options available.
On older machines: SALE, VER, EROR, and RTN
On newer machines: CASH, SALE, EROR, and RTN

CASH - Machine Earnings Display
The CASH option will display how much money is in the machine currently. It generally takes a second or two to load. From here, you can scroll up and down through 12 or 16 different options, depending on the machine age. These other options display how much money was spent on each individual item, classified through its button (or slot, as I like to call it) number.
A neat side note about the slot numbers is that there are more slot numbers than there are actual slot, so usually the last 4 buttons contain zero money. This could be so that the same OS could be used on bigger machines, but the newer machines have even more slot numbers.

SALE - Total Sale Count
The SALE option displays how many drinks have been sold out of the machine. This tends to be cumulative, but not on all machines. The stock guy is probably supposed to reset this each time he re-stocks. Also, this has the same sub-options as the CASH option, where you can scroll up and down and see how many drinks have been sold from each slot.

VER - System/Machine Version?
This option will cause a large alphanumeric string to scroll across the LCD. The number looks very much like a serial number, but doesn't vary from machine to machine. It is most likely the OS or machine version number, but of the older machines that have the option, I haven't seen one that doesn't have the same number.

EROR - Error Log
There are 8 different types of errors - COLJ (Column Jams), VEnd (Vend Mechanism), door (Door Switch), sels (Select Switch), CHAR (Changer Errors), acce (Acceptor Errors), StS (Space-to-sales errors), and bVal (Bill Validators). The separate types and actual errors are useless, as you assumably can't get inside the machine, BUT(!) you can clear the errors. Hold the enter (Number 4) button down for about 2 seconds, and it should clear the error.

RTN - Return
This is simply the return option. Selecting this will exit the debug menu. On newer machines, pressing the BACK button at the main menu will not exit, and RTN must be selected.
A side note: The menu can also be exited by pressing the coin return button.

EXTRAS
By holding in the coin return button and not releasing, on the newer "big-button" machines, this will display the internal temperature in Fahrenheit, as in "42F".

**Update**
There are many more menu options that are only accessible if they've either been enabled from the computer inside the machine, or on the internal computer behind the door (Probably not feasible for you to access).

CPO - Coin Payout Mode
You can can dump coins from the coin mechanism, and the various menu options allow you to choose which type of coins (Nickels, dimes, etc.) are dumped.

tVFL - Tube Fill Mode
This is useless to you. This allows you to load coins into the coin tubes, which you can't do from the outside.

TEST - Test Routines
This allows you to test the following various routines:
SE Allows you to test the buttons. Will give you number
of button when you press it
SP Sold-out paddle test. Not quite sure, most likely internal function.
Su Sold-out switch test. Same as paddle.
CO Motor test. Will run various column motors.
Cn Coin test. Put in a coin and it will tell you what kind of
coin it is.
nA Note acceptor test. Same as Cn, but for bills.
dSP Display test. Will illuminate various LEDs.
vErS Rattles off version number.

RELY - Relay test
This tests the relay electronic control of various parts. Do not do, as it will cause damage if various internal parts are not unplugged before usage.

PASS - Password
This is not normally accessible, but allows you to change the menu password from the 4-2-3-1. Whoo!

PrIC - Price Setting
Used to set the price for a drink. Not sure how to work it, but it seems simple enough.

StOS - Space-to-sales routine
Lets you change the STS routine and other options. This means that various buttons will all mean the same thing, i.e. the 6 coke buttons don't actually vend from 6 different columns, but vend from one (changing when one runs out of course).

COn - Machine Configuration/Permissions
This is the machine config menu that decides what of these options you are allowed to access through the outside panel. This is probably only accessible with the door open. I won't go into detail, but I'll list the Config numbers and what each do: C1 sets price menu on, C2 sets special (manufacturer) options on), C3 disables the "ICE COLD COKE" message. C4 is autoviewing of menu when door is opened, C5 is door switch status, C6 is mysteriously reserved for "future use", C7 determines whether your money credit stays in for 5 minutes or indefinitely, C8 is Force Vend, C9 allows multiple vends without putting in more money (i.e put in a 5 and get 3 cokes and then your change), and C10 is Escrow Inhibit.

CCoC - Correct Change Only Control
Adjusts Correct Change only rule to your liking.

TIME - Time Adjustment
Allows you to set the machine's local time.

LANG - Language Selection
Not sure how many languages are supported, but there are apparently more than just English.

Valentine's day

2008-02-16T22:33:00.002+08:00

Lol.... i nvr really celebrate it so i nvr did mind not receiving one just that sth is bugging me; Jonathan gave to his last year's enemy and forgot about giving to me when i support him in some areas. Well... I am not surprise.

Anywayz, somebody actually gave me a Valentine's day present - My BROTHER ! (apart from solehah xD) He gave me the best present at the right time - a Rubik's cube !! Yay alas i have my own.
Been practicing on my speed on solving it. lolz... love it *sobs*. Been watching some damn funny videos. Here's one

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Miss the Old school

2008-02-13T22:03:00.003+08:00

I dunnoe why but everytime I'm in this school, frustrations takes over me... If it weren't for Nat and Tse pin I'll be enveloped in boredom. ZZZZZZZZ

*Sigh* As some of u knows, I will always be thinking of something even if I am listening to teacher. Well... most of my thoughts are now concentrated on why I am always frustrated by my class.

Been thinking about it and found all the reasons. At most points, I felt like throwing a tantrum on my blog but every time I reach home to do so, some chattings on msn with my old mates and some other friends will cool me down thus gave a second thought of throwing a tantrum.

I'll not throw one now but just something i should write when i look back to the past in the future. People's been asking me to update so here it is. Here are some, if not all, of the reasons why I hate being in the current position that I am.

There's nobody to talk to about my feelings. Things that are personal... I tried approaching friends and slowly build up friendship but in the end it went to a different branch (i'll exlpain). Friends that are closest to me at the moment, Nat and Tse pin, are friends that are only suitable to make jokes with not share secrets or personal feelings. Unlike in primary school, i have a few friends that have the quality to be a good listener.

Shahid, jiawen and pearlin... We've been supporting each other most of the time till Primary ends. Shahid still being my close friend has been a "best friend" type and a good listener. That makes a really good friend. Nat's (no offence) friendship has nvr been anywhere close as ours. We understand each other very well thus being able to read each other minds.

In sec school whenever i tried to find a friend such as so, it'll either be going to another branch or just not a good listener. Like Tse pin, he's not the touchy type just the joking and academic type.
Ain almost became a good friend till i dunnoe what happen. I think she thinks i am too nerdy and uncool to talk to her. She then dun turn out to have good personality (a bit bitchy, no offence).

So now, secrets build up more and more... stressing for me as it does. In other words, loneliness.

Secondly, I've nvr feel appreciated for the things i do. i mean not that i wasn't appreciated but whatever i do turns old easily. Like i'm only appreciated if i make jokes and once i stop, nobody knows i exist. ok maybe i am appreciated in science but nobody really cares. Like for example the forum. The radio. My NAPFA test. i owned napfa like any years and expecially own Wei long . Only lasted a few days and poeple forget that i'm good at sports. The sports in this school sucks. Table tennis given bad reputation. so i didn't join any sports.

Wei long's only good at running long distance. He can't do 278 sit ups, 78 push up in a row, 51 chin ups in 30 sec, stretch, badminton, table tennis, swim, short distance running, long jump, soccer and basketball and he get all the glory. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!!??

He only gets 19 for his napfa and me get 28 from chess and he get all the glory. This is not jeolosy, its just unfairness... Its like getting less than the marks ur suppose to get.

And i dun understand why poeple accept him as a friend. He's unsporting (he can prank poeple and when poeple prank him, he'll go emo), he's a damn flirter who has no limits to how much he flirts, he's a hypocrite (i was asking kim peng for her marks, wei long comes in and say i flirt. so i went away. when i turn around, he brought a chair, turn it around and flirt with kim peng!), very unoriginal ( copy other jokes like retarded waving, magic tricks just to flirt, and repeat a joke made by poeple to others who has not heard it from us) and get's other's into trouble cuz of his mistakes (like make noise and class will be scolded. when he was emo whole class was quiet thus noise was created by him - was also commented by mrs lim. got wei xuan into trouble in class and others in popular). Yea.. a list of things. so why the fuck everybody like him so much. I'm no the only one with this view.

i still have more to write like poeple out of the sudden not acknowledging me but i got to sleep so i'll continue someday...

CNY in Malaysia

2008-02-08T08:34:00.000+08:00

*sigh* been awhile since i post cuz i know even if i post nobody's gonna read it. But then i thought again, wat the heck... for blogging sake.

Yea... as I was saying, my family planned to go to Johor (yet again) to spent our holiday there (zzz). I'd rather spent my time at home playing gunz or sth. Anywayz, the queue at the checkpoint was so damn far king long that it took one hour. Well, I didn't realise the time crawling as was listening to Jap songs and thinking about why I hate my school so much.

Then went to a Fucked up place for breakfast, Lekken. Well it was Fucked Up at first as it was stuffy, full of smokers and beggers everywhere until i found ramen !!!!!!!!!!! YAYYAYAY! ramen!

Bought 5 packets of it from the supermaket. It was a cup noodle btw - Asyqin told me to look for it in Malaysia. I had to lead the way back to Kota Raya as my Father was lost. We took a bus back there and went to watch a movie.

One Miss Call. Yea that was the movie. Pretty interesting but quite predictable all thanks to naruto. Ever since i watch naruto, almost all the shows i watched was predictable - so zzz. It was about ghost which is in chain mails and ghost in chain sms (wateva its called). everybody who got it dies so which ghost killed more wins. In the end when there's no more humans, the cchain mail ghost killed the handphone ghost thus it won.

nothing much interesting happens after than except for a grandma jump down as escalator from 3rd floor. dunnoe wat happen to her cuz was damn sleepy and wanted to get home.

P.S. All the bored moments, i just thought about how sucky my current position is...

Blog Revived!

2008-01-18T16:20:00.000+08:00

Okay guys... been working on getting back my blogs background etc. At last, I got the right background and I changed my brush. Yup, something related to Naruto since i became its show's fan recently. EEEE soo nice the shows are... And since i got the theme song from Nat, i got addicted to it. Hehe, the song's below.

Erm let me see... I injured my leg when I was walking up stairs. Since my hands were in my pocket, i couldn't take it out to grab the railing. So I fell using my right leg as a cushion against the rough grounds. So that's mainly the story of my Injured leg. i think that's all i need to add and oh yea... the song

Guess Who's Back??

2007-12-16T19:38:00.000+08:00

Yay ( for me) ... I am back to blogging. *Sigh* a lot of things been happening so I'll only post about the recent ones.

Ok... recently I've been away from the internet world recently as i clicked an experimental anti virus which had gone wrong. So it deleted some of the codes in the registry causing my com to go haywire. Was so damn bored so i borrowed loads of science and programming (includes, webpages, forums, hacks, etc) books and read them for the whole day. Well at least I gained sth.

And by the way (Btw), I am hosting http://2e3needz.forumotion.com
a forum for my future class and 1e3. Been spending time and effort in it so please do check it out. I won't be posting anymore funny pictures and this will be the last video I will be putting in my blog ( unless I fell like putting one ^.^''). Do register and have fun there.

One more thing, I'll only post if there's a special event or sth special happen so I won't be updating everyday.

*the video is about a racer who stopped in a midst of a race just to go to toilet. hehe

Joke - psychotherapist (111)

2007-09-30T20:01:00.002+08:00

Nothing much happen today... Just updated some minor things in my blog (see links).
Been doing blog hopping.
Revised Geo briefly.
Yeah that's about it.

Just wanna put this joke from my joke sections if u guys haven't notice it
- Updated the joke section too...
So erm yeah... that's all

A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having such success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him and put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he began to understand why!

The boy found a small wooden board so he had to split the word in 3 places.

The sign read:
Psycho-
the-
rapist.

Don't forget to see my other post to see funny pictures and videos - go to search button

exams... (222)

2007-09-29T07:48:00.000+08:00

Opps... so sorry guys cuz i posted late. My bro came out of the blue and I had to give way... So, i have to delay my posting. Firstly, I'll embed what happen on the first paper

Thursday
OK... Today I've been running through all the storyline of most model compo-s I've read
. So did the vocabs I learnt. Was confident...
Then during the exam I did slowly trying to get ideas into my head. Ah... the question are crappy.
Well I had a dilemma of choosing the first and second one. I choose the latter afterwards; I had a great plot for the first one but I was afraid that I would go out of point. -sigh-

Only had 30 mins to do the letter writing...
-sigh- didn't elaborate on the "stress the importance of keeping the area clean" and I put the manager... *I'm so dead* face*

I knew I had to ace my comprehension. Well i did my best and hope for the best for my comprehension - concentrated very hard on every words in the passage. yeah that's about it for the English paper...

Friday
Had mt paper... Nothing much happen during the first half of the exam.
During the break, Wei ming lent me his cable so that i can trade between my 3 Pokemon cartridges. Then I challenged Umairah ( in Pokemon). Well hers was pathetic (no offence) - I summoned Groudon and Charlizard lvl 87 and 68 respectively while she summoned a lvl 17 and 9 Pokemon (lolz?). Nurul was there to see the battle while Darlina was there to check out what's happening cuz he cartridge Umairah was using was Darlina's. The boys came and say me flirting while I was plainly battling Umairah...

Tse Pin said some disgusting thing that he thought of... WTF MANN!!!!!!

After the break, the invigilator came in ( duh)
damn what eh...
give us the paper and let us read it till the exams starts.
She let anybody who wanna go to toilet go to toilet...
If so, they could've read the question and went to the toilet to discuss.
But the Malays better... We discus in the room itself.
Kinda ridicules actaully but not complaining, xD

After Tse pin, Yao xiong, Sheng xian, Erwin and me went to the canteen to eat (exception for me). I went there too just to wait for them...
Then Jonathan came...
Its not our class, its the gay from 1n2 i think (in greenclub)
He came to flirt with us...
We imitated his sissy and gay-ish act (In other words, insulter him)
Well... we were sick of him
since all of already finished our foods except for tse pin, we made a run-for-it...(the pictures are scarecrows)
We told Jonathan that he can play with Tse Pin.
Tse Pin took his food and ran to us
then he throw his food
we all ran for it
b4 Jonathan chase after us...
then in the bustop, cuz we all hate yao xiong, we planned to ditch him xD
we said that we go up the hill and look for the bus and ask him to stay down.
then we ran to the 856 bustop...

then when we reached the 856 bustop, we saw yiyijn and his girlfriend....
he was hugging the pole...i think he was doing pole dance
he try to woe her but she doesnt seem to give it a damn... i think he followed her; not she allowed (OMG!!)
Well, we disturb him quite a lot - imitating his pole dance and teasing him about his "girlfriend"
When we boarded the bus, we wanted yiyin to sit with her but surely uz we were there, he won't be too horrendously stupid to do so. -_-''
We took some pictures and when we look at the back, we saw 859 (we were in 856 remember?)
Our thoughts reeled back to yao xiong...
He might be in the bus...
Yiyin suddenly got up at a stop b4 he suppose to alight ( i guess he thought of bringing her home)
then she also got up,, We were like "CHEY!!"
She then hesitated and went to the previous door which Yiyin wasn't standing.
Then both alighted the bus... Yiyin acted as if he was going into the pasar malam,
but as soon as the bus moved, he chased after that girl...
When the bus passed him, we (the one in the bus) waved at him,
that veered his direction
LOL??!!
Then Sheng xian, Tse pin and me got down to check out if Yao Xiong was In the bus
Surprise surprise; he was really there.
Waved at him and in return, we got a middle finger (Well, God created middle finger for him actually)
*sigh* it was sooooooooooooooooo fun xD
so sad Timothy and Nat wasn't there...
Anyway, b4 I say goodbye I'll leave this seriously funny document and a video...
Lastly, Haziq wanted me, Nat and Timo that HAZIQ LOVE SOMI!!!!!

Update ---- NO. 4 (333)

2007-09-23T18:31:00.000+08:00

Update
After blog hopping and learning some new HTML, I've added this updates into my blog

Snowflakes - Credits goes to Xueli
remove some script to hasten blog loading
Included clock - Credits to NatInsane
Edit the mouse a bit to make a "comet" trail
At the bottom most of my blog, u can choose which blog u wanna view without going away from my blog. Been working on it quite awhile - Credits to Dynamic Drive
Change password linkage to this blog instead of teachers prevention; reasons:

Nat and I are constructing the teachers prevention blog
You get infinite tries so that if you type wrongly, you can type again.
Whoever do not know the password will be stuck at that page unless they're cleaver enough to escape

Friends? (222)

2007-09-21T21:03:00.000+08:00

I've remove the password thingy for 2 days only as some cannot view my blog... so take this chance. My bro won't be reading anywayz (for now; he's out overseas) Well, so srry guys; cuz if u guyz notice I only use the com only on weekends. I can't post on weekdays so I'll have to recall what happen now... hmm... here it goes. oh yeah btw, the funny pics i'll be posting will be all about signs ( unless i write to long thus running out of picture and then have to use different type of pic). There's some new updates click here. There's this damn funny video about the song we sang ("we" as in my class and me) - what a wonderful world. turn ur volume louder if u can't hear it. To see it click here or go to the end of this post not page

Monday

Can't remember much so I peaked into other's blog // Stupidest Sign
to remind me what happened >.<'' oh yea...science... created the design of our group's sandwich Damn fun making a sh*t out of it... Daniel's sandwich . We thought of putting the whole cow in the sandwich -_-'' but it'll be too big P.S. I gave timo the idea of putting the fish whole.

H/E
Erm... nothing much about it just had an AD. about it. Like normal everybody tried to make a comedy xD Erwin damn funny... Suddenly showed his talent of acting . Was in class for recess cuz was fasting... :( ~~sad... sad..~~ Played pranks on our class mate and ALAS... We got somebody
...DIVIAN!!!
Lolz man he sat on the broken chair and staggered scarily when he was about to fall... was damn funny though... xD Couldn't remember much then...( meaning nothing exciting happened) (either that or my memory sucks - well it does)

Tuesday
Totally forgotten what happened
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Wednesday
Been like thinking about the performance for the whole day...

Just had a hunch that sth bad is gonna happen... its like the sign is in front of us - warning us the danger - and we're doing nothing. So i tried to think of sth fast thinking what could go wrong.

Mt
Well we went to IT room...
In there we practice our malay poem thingy.
Here's when things became bad...
Out of boredom Solehah blackmailed me >0
Thought it'll help if I told her and we three
friends normally share secrets as we usually
hang out together since primary...
This time she betrayed me *grr*
Today I'm so angry that I wanna hack her blog and remove all her one-and-a-half year of post including hacking her msn. Sadly I can't use computer that day... And now, I dun feel much hatred so i decided not to...
But hey... watchout.

Been practicing whole day. Then it turn out to be sucky... ( the singing part) .

Oh yea... it was Be-Yiyin-Day. So... we reached the hall first, sang louder than him and *drum roll* block him on the way back to class room. To add extra to my "extraneous", i volunteered to fetch the dustbin which the class left in the hall...

*he he* was damn fun.

Thursday
Well... that day was like a mixture of a very fun and great mishap...
Woke up and it was like 6.30 a.m.
Rushed...
Reached sembawang mrt by 7.10 a.m.
962 just left
Went to the earlier bus stop to get a chance of boarding when bus arrives
859 came... thought that it'll go to the direction of my school.
Read my harry potter...
Few minutes later... i turn and i was at sembawang shopping centre (satay club)
OMGGGGG!!!!! I panicked!!!
Ran out of the bus and then scrambled all the way to SunPlaza. on the way there, my back broke ( had to refix) it was like 7.25 a.m.

Ran like hell... then 859 ( the 1 going to my school arrive just beside the bus stop near me) Went in...

Argh!!!! 7.30!!! I alighted and ran all the way to school ( mind you my bag was heavy and still is)
saw Theodore... asked him "can i join in?"
He was late too... When I was reading my book,i suddenly felt the pain of running the long distance.

Felt like vomiting. Felt like fainting. My legs couldn't hold me. My necks was aching. My back was cracking. After 20 mins, I was back normal...

P.E was fun... hid behind the tree ( still in the blue area) then my friends saw me hiding behind it and joined me. More and more people went there. When we notice that we're the last few remaining once, we act as if we're one of them and joined hands...
If any of the real ones got too close, we scramble and ran like hell. So fun...

In class got to bully YiYin cuz I had to sit near him as I was late for assembly (took the wrong bus remember ??)

Every time he bully XinChen, we ( his group members) rebutted with a blow twice worst than what was at XinChen. Made me smiled *evil laugh*...(The picture shown; Danger to all men)

Then the poem thingy...
Was like damn fun - making up all the actions and gesture.
Well, my group included the x-rated scene part.
The class roared with laughter...

Nothing much happen then........

After school, a few students went to this BB court-->

Its near Sean and Nat house. Wanted to get some clip art sounds from the Internet there while playing BB. Then i realised I was fasting (will be dehydrated) :'(

Sean couldn't bring his laptop down so me and Jonathan have to go to Nat house to get the sounds. Well, we also edited our blogs to fix a bug. Showed Jonathan Nat playing the guitar in Youtube. He didn't believe so we showed him the spoilt guitar

We gave him the audio clip of the song and now its in his handphone. Here's the video of Nat playing Canon Rock (You better thank me for advertising you here ;|) )



Cool isn't he...

Friday
Firstly...HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANG SHUN!!!!(Do i even care?) kidding...
 
In assembly, nothing much happened except for loads of prize being given such as
math new south wales, english new south wales and robotic competition and a
declared holiday by our principle next wednesday.
Yeah... that's all....( sad i didn't get any of the new south wales *cry*)

MT
HeHe i escaped for not doing hw.
Told teacher that i needed to edit sth and i then showed her my English compo.
Since we hadn't hand it up, i use it as a subsitude
My teacher didn't read the content *sigh of relief* (the content was English *duh*)
She told me to hand it up when done but on that day...
Nurul and Darlina was caught and got to do it in recess beside staff room
while I do it in class.
After school I did it in Library where's there was air-con while they did on the
bench out
No offence guys xD (not trying to make u jealous or anything)

English!!!
Lol this period; we did poem!!!
Was like so damn fun...
Here's what happen
We acted out first so we dimmed the light
Nat says if we're last, they wouldn't have dimmed the
light in the first place.(well it gave a nice ambiance)
I'll try to get the video from Yiqian (*hump* dun think
she'll)
When Yiyin's group acted, some of us pushed
the lower part of the body out and 
said loudly "The pecimise"
Then when we sarcasticly said that his group
was nice, he smiled and thought that it was real.
When we sarcasticly said that he was "macho"
when he extra-ly carried the probs, he smiled and thought
that it was real...
When I dimmed the lights, he came to me thus saying
"let me switch off the light; I know which to switch
off"
I said "Dun be extra and get lost"
He pushed me and press the lights
Being a loser that he is, he switched off the front lights which suppose to be turned
on... Then i told him to **** off while I dimmed the lights
Walked away paisey-ly (wat a loser...)

Music
We blocked Yiyin preventing him to be first for fun sake...
damn fun (duh...)
Had fun with the keyboard (piano) together with Nat and Tse Pin
We increase the speed till 280 (got maximum 69%) For normal speed Nat,Tsepin and me
got 100%
haha damn fun...xD

At home, I got to use the com alas and started blog hopping.
Then I started learning more about HTML and How to hack it
at this website ---> click here
I found ways how to hack my password thing and took
precaution ^.^''
Took a lot of time on it.
Also i customized my blog again. Details on the update below
Started creating my post at 10.00 pm.
Customized my fire fox too xD.

Today(see date)

Woke up and continue my posting...
Then went to mendaki!!

*sigh* non of my newly-made-friends came so I am like alone there - Being like an
extra (not as bad as Yiyin).
Then as soon as it started I made 8 new friends.
Amazing right??!!!; Not that i am not Hadi ( kidding...)
Had so much fun there - like always

Returned home and at 7.00 had Dinner (break fast then)
Continue my posting and went to mugging right after that

Yeah... that's all. Good luck mugging guys

Having a war with my alter-ego here
Been trying to be a friend
But was rejected and insulted again and again
My effort has created a phobia of talking to you
Are you trying to talk to me now?
*war begin*
Back to the question;
Friends?

Funny video

Jokes - your mama (111)

2007-09-15T17:09:00.000+08:00

Your mom is so stupid she calls you a son-of-a-bitch.

Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.

Your mom is so ugly, your daddy brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Your mom was 35 when Jesus was born!

Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.

Neil Armstrong was the first man on your mom.

Your mom's so fat that Nasa octually orbits her.

Your mom is so fat, that when god created the earth and said let there be light he asked your mom to move!

Your Mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.

WOoooot so happie!! (222)

2007-09-07T18:57:00.000+08:00

Well today was like the best day cuz had a miracle recovery from a breakdown with helps from my friends!! Even though they didn't know that they were helping me they did. Yeah and i found a way to forget all about her ( thus not being all emo and stuff.) Tell u guys at the end of the post. Now lets begin!!

Ah... woke up in the morning and did the usual protocol ( see my other post for info). Then slept again. Woke up at 7.50 a.m. Made breakfast and got ready for school. Was crossing the road to the mrt till sth hit my left shoulder. Glanced to the left hoping for sth good. "sheng xian!!" I remarked after recognizing the bag he was wearing.("Brave cat" the pic's title) Had a chat with sheng xian about my trip to shahid's house yesterday and about the science course experience. Heard from him that the teacher asked nat to demonstrate how to wear a pair of glove and wore it in his feets and leg (hahas xD)

Reached school at 8.50. Reach there and i think i saw her ( she swore that she'll kick my srry butt. didn't want to look at that person afraid that it's really is her and she recognize me; I'll then be dead) and quickly look for nat. Found him later on. Was wondering if his mom scolded him for returning home 2 hours later than what was promised. He said he missed a bus and quickly changed subject that he did well for his exam and got 13 position. ~.~ it work... ("horny cactus" Pic's title)

The science course ( life science) was damn fun continuing the experiment from where we left off. Observing the bacteria. SO DAMN COOL!!! haha just love it... Xin chen was so hyperly babyish looking so inquisitively stupid. Yeah, i took mine from the soiled water. I had one of the most bacteria having a few black dots of bacteria colony.

Then we did the C.S.I. Lol that was nice too. Most of you reading here should know about this but for them who don't, drag one "x" to the other: X We had to find out who killed Chris and were given some evidence to support us on knowing who's the killer. First, a piece of fabric's found on the door closet where Chris's body was found. We have to identify some of the suspect by matching the type of clothes they wore. Then we have to narrow down the suspect by identifying
the finger print that is found on the cup which was suspected to contain materials which involved in his death. (to see the strange part of the girl's under the moonlight picture, press ctrl+A(does not work on fire fox, use internet explorer))Used talcum powder to unveil the thumbprint. Then Extracted DNA from tomato just as a demo on how they extracted the DNA from the skin found on Chris finger nails. In the end the murderer are Maran and Lucas.X

Then after the science thing, I and nat went to KFC xD. Ate Zinger there. Went to our friend's house after that.

Wooot got to play gunz and battle field 2!!!!!!!!! whoa damn freaking nice!!!. So shiok... So shiok till i forgotten her :(. Not sure whether to be happy or not. Since Wei kang's ( our friend who owns the house) house have 2 computers, we decided to challenge each other in a gunz dual. Guys take note that I hadn't play gunz for a few months cuz my bro lost the mouse ( i am using a laptop). so i can't use the touch pad to play gunz ~_~''.anyway i pwned him !!!! His excuse, his other com lags ( he was using the old com) so we switched com. and guess what? i still win !!! lol man so fun. then i and nat had to leave after 3 hours there.

Came back to my house to find an array of food serve infront of me !!! My parents just came back from johor and brought food home! Had my favorites.

Then my mood was like so high... after all what happen... *sigh* so not to spoil my mood or taking any risk of spoiling i didn't talk to her in msn. Except for some few sentence. To end things off, i'll post this video ("smart-ass penguin")(below. The penguin beside it actually sticked its leg out and tripped the walking penguin!).

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Now playing: Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
via FoxyTunes

Crazy day... am not taking pity!!!) (222)

2007-09-06T20:40:00.000+08:00

Everything so crazy today... So scared at first, then so happy and then so sad and confused ~.~Mood swings after a certain short period. Just look at the picture(turn ur head upside-down)... You'll get what i mean by the picture. *sigh* Wanting to post sth nice but she and him spoilt the mood. Tell more about it later...

So... in the morning, woke up and went to the morning protocol. Had morning prayer...daze off to the com and did a research on how i can improve my blog. Lost track of time and as soon as i notice that its 8.15, i rushed to the toilet and got ready in 10 mins... Was going to school for a life science lesson that i paid for ( in school). Glancing on my hand watch every minute or so knowing that I'm going to be a few minutes late.
Ah... as expected, I was 10 mins late... Saw
Mr foo. Looks angry... *Gulp*.

Guess what... first person to see and hear. "Weilong"!!!!
Then i know i'm going to have an irritating day because of him... Yeah and i did -_-''. Just can;t top freaking talking... Worst than yiyin... He even told yiyin to shut up so that he won't interrupt Wei long irritatingness.
The thing was quite cool just that she's teaching us like we some kind of retard ( too retarded ). Fun activities and can't wait to come back for more 2morrow...

Right after that, it was 1.00 p.m. Released... waited for Nat and off we went ( to shahid's house). However, we went back to Nat's house to have lunch and he's suppose to change. Had lunch at his house. Was being kinda awkward not knowing what to say. *sigh* feeling so weird thinking about it now. Packed and ready to go to shahid house.

Reached his house at about 3.00+ p.m. Right after we change, *plunged* we plunged into the swimming pool. WOW!!! had the best time there. Was playing till a sudden attack of leg crammed. the muscles in my leg contracted like hell causing a sudden numbness to that leg. Shivered till had headache. Then shahid suggested that we go into the sauna. LOOOl it was damn smelly but when the steam is up, we can't see in the range of 20 cm. ROCKSSS LIKE SHIT!!
was like 40+ degree. warmed me up like hell... when opened the door, the amount of steam gushed out rises up to the ceiling large enough to be call a cloud.

Had the best time there... Then went back home at 6.30

Reached home at 7.30. Was so eager cuz able to play gunz to the reason that i have my mouse back!!! Went to msn and the first thing i saw changed my mood again... ( like how i heard wei long's voice) . Then hady was like saying shit again after asking a question. Had enough and then's when it all started. :'(

Told Hady that i am srry for what i am going to do. And bam!! kick him out of msn and freeze his account. Actually freezing means preventing his account to be access. Not hacking it. i exagarated. so actually it makes it safer cuz if u can't go into ur account, nobody else can. Lol man send a message through one of his friends and got into it for no reason thinking that i did that (hacked the friend) without reason... then i dunnoe what happen.

Message(drag 1 "x" to the other)-->Xokay... i got ur message and thx for telling me the truth... been wanting to find out how u really feel about me since ur firts impression was vague even though it shows it all "you suck man" inferring u hate me... and to confirm it all "i'm hating you every second". i am not saying i am sad about this just saying that is what i think and is what u are saying. Thought u'll appreciate me after all the help i gave to you. Almost finish with ur favorite anime theme for ur fire fox... just have nothing more to say. thx for everything though xD. take care. X

Update------NO.3 (333)

2007-09-04T22:53:00.000+08:00

This is a tremendous update. As u guys can see, I've include password in my blog. Me and Nat had planned to get the teachers or strangers who're lurking in our blogs. Not only that but my bro alwayz try to find out if i have a blog and with the post i have in it, risking exposure is not a smart idea. Well its success. For the past few days, we've been researching on such scripts (for the punishment). To be honest, we got the idea from that "Don't Click Here". We found a basic of it but not what we wanted so I edited such that a multiple pop ups will pop up. The original only has 1 pop up. For those who wants the password script, plz tag me or sent me message when I'm online in msn. BTW whoever are interested to find out what's the punishment for the wrong password, DON'T TRY AS THERE'S 1,500,000 POP UPS!!! I've tried and experienced thus that amount of pop up will crash ur com. The only person whom i discourage to not try it is timo ^^

For those who are caught in the pop up thing, tell me in msn or call my house phone 67551130. This is serious...
Anyway I have a friendlier version of punishment but its still quite what yi qian call it "very bad". If the person got the wrong password, it'll redirect you to this blog ( even if you try to press the "cross button") - in other words u can't close the window unless you find out the password.
Here are the rest of the updates:

Disabled right click so that you can't nick any of my pictures
Took codes from 1E3 class blog and make that scroll thing at the end of the post ( This is goodbye)
Disabled highlighting (which means no more seeing of my secret messages!!) .;credits to Tricia;.
Added in password to prevent outsiders. Whoever want the script, you can get it from me!

still updating the password into multi user when there's enuf poeple who agrees (will explain more...)

Added search button to search keywords in my blog. I'm srry cuz every time u try to search for sth, you'll have to reenter the password. Still working on it. Here are the uses:

Type 111 and press search for Jokes I've posted in my joke section
Type 222 and press search for post I've posted as I change the setting allowing to publish on 2 days of posts
Type 333 and press search for the past updates so that you won't miss out any features in my blog

Still updating this section to include private message

Yeah... that's all the update at the moment. I'm at the moment rummaging on other's blog in search for some interesting code. When i am going to extract it from ur blog, I'll tell you dun worry *hehe*

Thè Holidays (term 3) (222)

2007-09-03T18:24:00.000+08:00

Yeah its the holidays but its the same for me ( relative to having school). Every day, I either have to study for 4 hours or do most of my homeworks comparing how much I do. Then only i can use the computer for 2 hours ~.~''. Argh *torture*. Switch on the com, mom enters passwords and i dive into my blog ^^. Ah... just love it <3. style="font-weight: bold;">Pants Invasion!!! Then i realized that have to start studying or I'll have to wait till night before booting up the computer >:( . So I told my mom that I'm gonna start mugging.

Yeah and it lasted 4 hours. And here i am now posting ^^. Helping others on blog ( Nat ). Kinda ironic... at first he was helping me and now I'm helping him ( in blogging that is; he suppose to have more experience than me). I am working on adding a search button so that u can search on the jokes or post that i've posted in my blog. Plz wait before I update that section.

Now I'm surfing funnypart, chatting and downloading songs from sites. Here's some funny pitures. Cat In Bottle

lol... how the hell it fits?? To end off my post, I would like to show u guys this funny video. Hehe, Cool prank... [garbage.prank]. Listen to the person laughing at the end too. Anyway don't forget to take a glimpse on the jokes section ^^.

Joke - Uncle Paul (111)

2007-09-03T18:06:00.000+08:00

All the previous will be feature every time i update. So every time u wanna look back at my joke, u can look at recent breakdowns and search for jokes. Heres uncle Paul

"Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 67568948?"

Updates !!! NO. 2 (333)

2007-09-03T00:58:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, after requesting some codes and did research for some, I've updated again. As you can see, its about 1.00 in the morning. I dun wanna wait till morning cuz might not be able to blog on weekdays (parents controll Hmmps...). Here are the update:

Made comment available. Got the codes and insert it. To post comments, click on the public comment ( normally 0) and it'll direct u to another page. it'll have the post on the post which u wanted to comment. scroll down and u'll see post comment and back. back will get you back to the previous page (obviously ~.~)
Disable alert (A.K.A pop up) when entering and leaving the blog as when u post comments the alert will still pop up causing annoyance.
Decorated and change the coding for link so that it'll open in a new tab or window instead of replacing this window
Added "Recent Breakdowns" in the courtesy of Nurul ( she gave me the code that I needed). Shows individual post when nu click the link.
The title of my blog at the top will scroll or move through the title bar.

~this is a minor 1~ I don't think u've notice but the skin i downloaded didnt provide the title of my posts. So inserted codes to show the title.

Yeah thats about all. Pls put comments on the post and the design of my updated blog. Remember that you can tag too.

bored ~.~'' (222)

2007-09-02T17:51:00.000+08:00

Argh... Today so boring... Nothing much to do just mug and update blog. Eh guys note that my big bro lost the mouse so i have to use the touch pad. In conclusion, there's no way I can play gunz. No other better game to play that dun have to use mouse ( maple sux - only hacking it rox). Been playing a recommended game by my friend, GetAmped. Its... Ok lah. Better than nothing. *Sigh* not much contact's online to day, on the average 18. Surf some site and found funny and R€†ÂRÐED pitures. xD kinda cool lol. Btw (by the way) for those gullible poeple, its a fake. just an illusion. Its made up of calk.
lol this movies ran out of guns?? need to use hand haha!! As u can see they website, its from www.funnypart.com. Well, u can guest what's it for. Here's more:

A Bed For One

The title says it all. Imagine not able to roll around. And now to end off my post, I'll showcase a funny vedio and btw in the jokes section, It'll be updated everytime i post.

Updates!! NO. 1 (333)

2007-09-02T17:01:00.000+08:00

After browsing through some website and getting some more codes, I've updated some features of my blog. Its just a minor update. Here they are:

No Navbar on the top (the blue colour blog thing that you have in every other blog)
Added tracker to track IP addresses of blog surfers entering my blog (I got ur IP and change it into name to recognize u guys easier
Pop ups alert when you are entering my blog and leaving
If ur using internet explorer and not firefox, u can see the scroll changed
If ur using internet explorer and not firefox, u can see the status bar ( at the bottom) writing and removing my title
Added jokes section (will post jokes and tricks when I want to)
Added a simple button to click to link urself in my blog ( i dun have to go through the hassle of going to template design blah...blah
My default cursor has changed into crosshair

Thats about all for updates.

A new begining...(222)

2007-09-01T21:45:00.000+08:00

Well let me explain everything... The mood i place is the my stat now. Normally I'm happy in school and this is another side of me - that's why the title is "Another side of me". So this blog is to blog my feelings and experience ( feelings as in all - happy and sad ones). Normally when I am happy, can express it in school or sth but for sad ones nobody cares so i put it in blog.Thats why I associate my blog with sorrow. So the mood depicts the mood I am in now when I blogged. Anyway I started this blog cuz ( the main reason that is) for a few days i was so damn emo that I almost lost my cool in school. Then I went to the only person that might solve it. Well... i was dejected but it soothed my pain knowing the truth. Then things got crazy till now. Thats the reason - actually I also want to have a blog lah xD.

So, today, from morning ( 7.00 a.m) I read about blog all in www.blogskins.com ( thx nat for telling me this) . View some blogs and see example b4 making my own. Got to know about HTML in hacks and scripts so i roughly master it. Search for pictures and songs to complete my blog. I copied some styles from Timo and Nurul's blog ( i gave credits though). Did a lot of things such as trail and errors. This is not my best design but the best to match my vision. Yeah so I finished it at about 2.00 p.m. Stuck in chair infront of the computer for about ermm... 7 hours :X

Then I was late for religious study!! So, i left my blog hanging... Rush all the way to payar leba. Didn't get scolded xD. Thought about my blog and her all the time. Was day-dreaming in class as usual.

Rushed home expecting to dive into my blog again but :`( my parents aren't home thus having no password for my com. they reached home at 9.00 p.m. Quickly request for password and here I am now.

Making some decision on what to include in my blog so I decided to include Jokes section. Well it'll include jokes and stuff; still working on it. Hmm that's all for this post.

My new blog?? (222)

2007-09-01T12:37:00.000+08:00

Yeah that's right... my new blog. Been having some breakdowns these days and wanting to express my feelings through some form ( e.g Msn) and here I am - i might be smiling but inside I'm dying. Trying not to express that in school. Well another reason is others have a blog and it looks kinda cool. Actually been using space all along but blog seem to have some extra things. hmm... nothing more to say but I'll be updating my blog atleast once a week.

P.S My third song will be surprising and the second song currently describe me and it's lyrics are sometimes posted in my P.M ( personnal message in Msn)