Saturday, September 15, 2007
Jokes - your mama (111)
Your mom is so stupid she calls you a son-of-a-bitch.
Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.
Your mom is so ugly, your daddy brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mom was 35 when Jesus was born!
Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.
Neil Armstrong was the first man on your mom.
Your mom's so fat that Nasa octually orbits her.
Your mom is so fat, that when god created the earth and said let there be light he asked your mom to move!
Your Mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.
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5:09:00 PM
